I always liked this kind of list, says nothing but says it all...
56,000,000 - Number of hits on google using the keywords Dell and Problem
89,000,000 - Number of dollars Dell spent last year investigating it's own accounting practices
227,706 - Number of hits on Youtube for the Dell "My PC is on Fire" Numa Numa Parody as of this morning.
227,864 - Oops, the new number for views of the Dell "My PC is on Fire" Numa Numa Parody, this baby is flying off the shelf!
4 out of 15 - Number of Dell computers that failed in the first month at a high school in the USA.
12 - Number of pages, mostly bitching about the 9100, in a laptop review in the UK
0 - Number of machines, peripherals and other products from Dell that will be purchased by me or my family in the next year.